Obama's personal thoughts will playing basketball.
"Barack Obama": As usual this "typical white person" is trying to stop me. I bet he's a fan of Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck and Fox News. I'm not going to get "We weed up" over it". I'm the president. People like me. I think they like me. I need them to like me. I'm a very insecure person, even though I look good playing basketball. I know I've never played real basketball on the basketball courts on the south side of Chicago, but I can pretend to look like I'm for real. I wish this basketball was Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck's head instead. This typical white person is holding my shirt. I bet he wouldn't do that to a white guy. This guy must be a racist. He is wearing the colors of Duke University and he is a white guy, so he is a racist by default. I'm sure Jeremiah and Sharpton would agree with me on that. I hope the media gets my good side while I'm beating this guy at basketball. As troops are being killed in record numbers in Afghanistan, I have to play some B ball to try and figure out what the hell I'm going to do next. I can't believe I actually have to make tough decisions, and I just can't vote present. Maybe if I fake an injure, I can get out of this mess. It isn't like the media is going to turn against me.